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How empty is theory in the presence of fact!

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The altar cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next.

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Geological time is not money.

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Great things can happen when you don't care who gets the credit.

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God has put something noble and good into every heart His hand created.

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It consists mainly of the storm of thoughts that is forever blowing through one's head.

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Happiness ain't a thing in itself - it's only a contrast with something that ain't pleasant.

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Training- training is everything; training is all there is to a person. We speak of nature; it is folly; there is no such thing as nature; what we call by that misleading name is merely heredity and training. We have no thoughts of our own, no opinions of our own; they are transmitted to us, trained into us.

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Jim said that bees won't sting idiots, but I didn't believe that, because I tried them lots of times myself and they wouldn't sting me.

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It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.

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It is agreed, in this country, that if a man can arrange his religion so that it perfectly satisfies his conscience, it is not incumbent on him to care whether the arrangement is satisfactory to anyone else or not.

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There warn't anybody at the church, except maybe a hog or two, for there warn't any lock on the door, and hogs likes a puncheon floor in summer-time because it's cool. If you notice, most folks don't go to church only when they've got to; but a hog is different.

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when the human race is not grotesque it is because it is asleep and losing its opportunity.

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Beautiful credit! The foundation of modern society.

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Peace by persuasion has a pleasant sound, but I think we should not be able to work it. We should have to tame the human race first, and history seems to show that that cannot be done.

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I heard a Californian student in Heidelberg say, in one of his calmest moods, that he would rather decline two drinks than one German adjective.

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I am only human, although I regret it.

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The highest perfection of politeness is only a beautiful edifice, built, from the base to the dome, of ungraceful and gilded forms of charitable and unselfish lying.

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Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse.

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Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

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