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They say that you can't live by bread alone, but I can live on compliments.

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None of us can have as many virtues as the fountain-pen, or half its cussedness; but we can try.

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When an honest writer discovers an imposition it is his simple duty to strip it bare and hurl it down from its place of honor, no matter who suffers by it; any other course would render him unworthy of the public confidence.

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Our Congresses consist of Christians. In their private life they are true to every obligation of honor; yet in every session they violate them all, and do it without shame. Because honor to party is above honor to themselves.

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You want to be very careful about lying; otherwise you are nearly sure to get caught.

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I am living a new and exalted life of late. It steeps me in a sacred rapture to see a portrait develop and take soul under my hand. First, I throw off a study - just a mere study, a few apparently random lines - and to look at it you would hardly ever suspect who it was going to be; even I cannot tell, myself.

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We may not doubt that society in heaven consists mainly of undesirable persons.

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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

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I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.

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Let us be grateful to Adam: he cut us out of the blessing of idleness and won for us the curse of labor.

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It is a good thing to write for the amusement of the public, but it is a far higher and nobler thing to write for their instruction, their profit, their actual and tangible benefit.

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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure. You can "already know for sure" things that could actually impede progress. Always be on the lookout for the things you did not know, that you did not know. Secondly, work on strengthening personal belief that a particular will be achieved regardless of any adversity that may show up, or evidence to the contrary.

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Diligence is a good thing, but taking things easy is much more restful.

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Some people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out.

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The humorous story is told gravely; the teller does his best to conceal the fact that he even dimly suspects that there is anything funny about it.

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And so I am become a knight of the Kingdom of Dreams and Shadows

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Stripping away the irrational, the illogical, and the impossible, I am left with atheism. I can live with that.

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Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.

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I would rather go to bed with Lillian Russell stark naked than Ulysses S Grant in full military regalia.

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Is it, perhaps, possible that there are two kinds of Civilization-one for home consumption and one for the heathen market?

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