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When a man stands on the verge of seventy-two you know perfectly well that he never reached that place without knowing what this life is - heartbreaking bereavement.

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I would much prefer to suffer from the clean incision of an honest lancet than from a sweetened poison.

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The minute we get reconciled to a person, how willing we are to throw aside little needless punctilios and pronounce his name right.

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It may have happened, it may not have happened but it could have happened.

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Ah, if he could only die temporarily!

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Politicians, old buildings, and prostitutes become respectable with age.

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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

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Public Servant: Persons chosen by the people to distribute the graft.

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No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.

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Age enlarges and enriches the powers of some musical instruments - notably those of the violin - but it seems to set a piano's teeth on edge.

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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear. So many look to eradicate fear from their lives, when that is an impossible task. You can certainly experience moments in absence of fear, however accept that fear will be with you whenever you are in the process of living creatively. The challenge is to go ahead regardless, simply notice the feeling and manage being courageous.

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Balloon: Thing to take meteroric observations and commit suicide with.

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All my life I have been honest-comparatively honest. I could never use money I had not made honestly-I could only lend it.

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The real yellow peril: Gold.

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There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.

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Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

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All our acts, reasoned and unreasoned, are selfish

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The statesmen will invent cheap lies, putting the blame upon the nation that is being attacked, and every man will be glad of these conscience-soothing falsities

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I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable.

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There are lies, damned lies and statistics.

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