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Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought.

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I reverently believe that the Maker who made us all makes everything in New England but the weather. I don't know who makes that, but I think it must be raw apprentices in the weather clerk's factory who experiment and learn how, in New England, for board and clothes, and then are promoted to make weather for countries that require a good article, and will take their custom elsewhere if they don't get it...

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But old fools is the biggest fools there is.

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A religion that comes of thought, and study, and deliberate conviction, sticks best. The revivalized convert who is scared in the direction of heaven because he sees hell yawn suddenly behind him, not only regains confidence when his scare is over, but is ashamed of himself for being scared, and often becomes more hopelessly and malignantly wicked than he was before.

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Gratitude is a debt which usually goes on accumulating like blackmail; the more you pay, the more is exacted.

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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

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It is discouraging to try to penetrate a mind like yours. You ought to get it out and dance on it. That would take some of the rigidity out of it.

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Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.

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The old saw says, 'Let a sleeping dog lie.' Right. Still, when there is much at stake it is better to get a newspaper to do it.

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I hate editors, for they make me abandon a lot of perfectly good English words.

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We need not worry so much about what man descends from; it's what he descends to that shames the human race.

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She remained both girl and woman to the last day of her life. Under a grave and gentle exterior burned inextinguishable fires of sympathy, energy, devotion, enthusiasm, and absolutely limitless affection.

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Hotels are the only proper places for lecturers. When I am ill-natured I so enjoy the freedom of a hotel where I can ring up a domestic and give him a quarter and then break furniture over him.

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There is nothing training can't cannot do. Nothing is above its reach.

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Get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live.

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I do not know what we should do without the pulpit. We could better spare the sun-the moon, anyway.

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If I had more time, I would have written less.

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In a museum in Havana, there are two skulls of Christopher Columbus, one when he was a boy and one when he was a man

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No child should be permitted to grow up without exercise for imagination. It enriches life for him. It makes things wonderful and beautiful.

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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages.

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