Mark Twain Quotes, Journey Quotes, Effort Quotes

Success is a journey, not a destination. It requires constant effort, vigilance and reevaluation.

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Of the 417 commandments, only a single one of the 417 has found ministerial obedience; multiply and replenish the earth. To it sinner & saint, scholar & ignoramus, Christian & savage are alike loyal.

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When politics enter into municipal government, nothing resulting therefrom in the way of crimes and infamies is then incredible. It actually enables one to accept and believe the impossible.

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I do not know what we should do without the pulpit. We could better spare the sun-the moon, anyway.

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Eight grown Americans out of ten dread the coming of the Fourth, with its pandemonium and its perils, and they rejoice when it is gone-if still alive.

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He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.

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Recipe for a long life: Only smoke while awake. Only run when being chased.

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Intellectual ''work'' is misnamed; it is a pleasure, a dissipation, and is its own highest reward.

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A pessimist is a well-informed optimist.

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Ignorance is not not knowin' - Ignorance is knowin' what ain't so.

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The ignorant are afraid to betray surprise or admiration...they think it ill manners.

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Additional problems are the offspring of poor solutions.

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We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. We have two opinions: one private, which we are afraid to express; and another one - the one we use - which we force ourselves to wear to please Mrs. Grundy, until habit makes us comfortable in it, and the custom of defending it presently makes us love it, adore it, and forget how pitifully we came by it. Look at it in politics.

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Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.

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We do not get ice-cream every where, and so, when we do, we are apt to dissipate to excess.

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If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

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It's lovely to live on a raft. We had the sky up there, all speckled with stars, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at them, and discuss about whether they was made or only just happened.

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The more I know people, the more I love my dog.

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A great, great deal has been said about the weather, but very little has ever been done.

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What God lacks is convictions- stability of character. He ought to be a Presbyterian or a Catholic or something- not try to be everything.

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