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It must be well-nigh a maximum of sense to behave so that one escapes being hanged.

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There is no use in your walking five miles to fish when you can depend on being just as unsuccessful near home.

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The humorous story is told gravely; the teller does his best to conceal the fact that he even dimly suspects that there is anything funny about it.

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If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

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There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy's life when he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure.

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Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend.

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The problem with education is school.

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It is higher and nobler to be kind.

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There is nothing more awe-inspiring than a miracle except the credulity that can take it at par.

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When one has tasted watermelons, one knows what angels eat. It was not a Southern watermelon that Eve took; we know it because she repented.

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Is a person's public and private opinion the same? It is thought there have been instances.

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Education that consists in learning things and not the meaning of them is feeding upon the husks and not the corn

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Write without pay until somebody offers to pay.

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College is a place where a professor's lecture notes go straight to the students' lecture notes, without passing through the brains of either.

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There are laws to protect the freedom of the press's speech, but none that are worth anything to protect the people from the press

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It is a dear and lovely disposition, and a most valuable one, that can brush away indignities and discourtesies and seek and find the pleasanter features of an experience.

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The humorist who invented trial by jury played a colossal practical joke upon the world, but since we have the system we ought to try and respect it. A thing which is not thoroughly easy to do, when we reflect that by command of the law a criminal juror must be an intellectual vacuum, attached to a melting heart and perfectly macaronian bowels of compassion.

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Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.

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Good fathers not only tell us how to live, they show us.

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In prayer we call ourselves 'worms of the dust', but it is only on a sort of tacit understanding that the remark shall not be taken at par.

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