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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

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Comparison is the death of joy.

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There is no use in your walking five miles to fish when you can depend on being just as unsuccessful near home.

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The only very marked difference between the average civilized man and the average savage is that the one is gilded and the other is painted.

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To someone with a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

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Never miss an opportunity to shut up.

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The secret to success: find out where people are going and get there first

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Human beings can be awful cruel to one another.

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The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

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How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again!

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Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.

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There isn't anything you can't stand if you are only born and bred to it.

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And I urge upon you this - which I think is wisdom - if you find you can't make seventy by any but an uncomfortable road, don't you go.

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We may not doubt that society in heaven consists mainly of undesirable persons.

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In early times some sufferer had to sit up with a toothache, and he put in the time inventing the German language.

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Whose property is my body? Probably mine. I so regard it. If I experiment with it, who must be answerable? I, not the State. If I choose injudiciously, does the state die? Oh, no.

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The writing begins when you’ve finished. Only then do you know what you’re trying to say.

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The Impartial Friend: Death, the only immortal who treats us all alike, whose pity and whose peace and whose refuge are for all--the soiled and the pure, the rich and the poor, the loved and the unloved.

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We had the sky up there, all speckled with stars, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at them, and discuss about whether they was made, or only just happened - Jim he allowed they was made, but I allowed they happened; I judged it would have took too long to make so many. Jim said the moon could a laid them; well that looked kind of reasonable, so I didn't say nothing against it, because I've seen a frog lay most as many, so of course It could be done.

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There isn't a Parallel of Latitude but thinks it would have been the Equator if it had had its rights.

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