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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

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You perceive I generalize with intrepidity from single instances. It is the tourist's custom.

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You cannot have a theory without principles. Principles is another name for prejudices.

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The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.

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Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use.

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My axiom is, to succeed in business: avoid my example.

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This is a Christian country. Why, so is hell. Inasmuch as Strait is the way and narrow is the gate, and few - few - are they that enter in thereat has had the natural effect of making hell the only really prominent Christian community in any of the worlds; but we don't brag of this and certainly it is not proper to brag and boast that America is a Christian country when we all know that certainly five-sixths of our population could not enter in at the narrow gate.

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Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead. Death, the refuge, the solace, the best and kindliest and most prized friend and benefactor of the erring, the forsaken, the old and weary and broken of heart.

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Wheresoever she was, there was Eden.

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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.

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The jury system puts a ban upon intelligence and honesty and a premium upon ignorance, stupidity and perjury.

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History has tried hard to teach us that we can't have good government under politicians. Now, to go and stick one at the very head of the government couldn't be wise.

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There are 869 different forms of lying, but only one of them has been squarely forbidden. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.

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The minute we get reconciled to a person, how willing we are to throw aside little needless punctilios and pronounce his name right.

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Don't wait the time is never just right.

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The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to the other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creatures that cannot.

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Don't just sit there and worry. Be proactive. Do something - anything - about what's worrying you so you can gain information, focus and control over the situation. I've suffered a great many catastrophes in my life. Most of them never happened.

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The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf.

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Sagebrush is a very fair fuel, but as a vegetable it is a distinguished failure. Nothing can abide the taste of it but the jackass and his illegitimate child the mule.

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There is no character, howsoever good and fine, but it can be destroyed by ridicule, howsoever poor and witless.

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