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I never felt so fervently thankful, so soothed, so tranquil, so filled with the blessed peace, as I did yesterday when I learned that Michael Angelo was dead.

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We adore titles and heredities in our hearts and ridicule them with our mouths. This is our democratic privilege.

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When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.

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I do not know what we should do without the pulpit. We could better spare the sun-the moon, anyway.

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Do something everyday that you don't want to do.

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Priapism is what happens when someone gets strangulated to the point of hypoxia.

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S'pose a man was to come to you and say Pollyvoo-franzy - what would you think?

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When grown-up persons indulge in practical jokes, the fact gauges them. They have lived narrow, obscure, and ignorant lives, and at full manhood they still retain and cherish a job lot of left-over standards and ideals that would have been discarded with their boyhood if they had then moved out into the world and a broader life.

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Wherefore being all of one mind, we do highly resolve that government of the grafted by the grafter for the grafter shall not perish from the earth.

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Damn the subjunctive. It brings all our writers to shame.

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There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.

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I played Chess with him and would have beaten him sometimes only he always took back his last move, and ran the game out differently

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I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.

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A habit cannot be tossed out the window; it must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time.

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Love is an irreresisistible desire to be irresistibily desired.

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Don't use a five-dollar word when a fifty-cent word will do.

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Inherited ideas are a curious thing, and interesting to observe and examine.

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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well.

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A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.

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