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Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

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You cannot have a theory without principles. Principles is another name for prejudices.

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To my mind that literature is best and most enduring which is characterized by a noble simplicity.

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To trust the God of the Bible is to trust an irascible, vindictive, fierce and ever fickle and changeful master.

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Man is the only animal that deals in that atrocity of atrocities War. He is the only one that gathers his brethren about him and goes forth in cold blood and calm pulse to exterminate his kind. He is the only animal that for sordid wages will march out... and help to slaughter strangers of his own species who have done him no harm and with whom he has no quarrel.... And in the intervals between campaigns he washes the blood off his hands and works for the universal brotherhood of man with his mouth.

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Life should begin with age and its privileges and accumulations, and end with youth and its capacity to splendidly enjoy such advantages.

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It now seems plain to me that that theory ought to be vacated in favor of a new and truer one...the Descent of Man from the Higher Animals.

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Life is short. Forgive quickly, kiss slowly and love truly.

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History has tried hard to teach us that we can't have good government under politicians. Now, to go and stick one at the very head of the government couldn't be wise.

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Senator: Person who makes laws in Washington when not doing time.

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A proud man is one who waits for a vacancy in the Trinity.

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Perhaps it will be simplest to throw away the tags and generalize India with one all-comprehensive name, as the Land of Wonders.

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... the English alphabet is pure insanity..., It can hardly spell any word in the language with any degree of certainty.

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Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend.

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I don't know of a single foreign product that enters this country untaxed, except the answer to prayer.

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You perceive, now, that these things are all impossible except in a dream. You perceive that they are pure and puerile insanities, the silly creations of an imagination that is not conscious of its freaks - in a word, that they are a dream, and you the maker of it. The dream-marks are all present; you should have recognized them earlier.

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I notice that you use plain, simple language, short words and brief sentences. That is the way to write English - it is the modern way and the best way. Stick to it; don't let fluff and flowers and verbosity creep in.

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Fortune knocks at every man's door once in a life.

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Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.

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The spirit of wrath - not the words - is the sin; and the spirit of wrath is cursing. We begin to swear before we can talk.

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