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The catfish is Plenty good enough fish for anyone

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Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money off them.

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If you send a damned fool to St. Louis, and you don't tell them he's a damned fool, they'll never find out.

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You can't break a bad habit by throwing it out the window. You've got to walk it slowly down the stairs.

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When you catch an adjective, kill it. No, I don't mean utterly, but kill most of them--then the rest will be valuable. They weaken when they are close together. They give strength when they are far apart.

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Go to bed early, get up early-this is wise.

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There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.

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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

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The waves most washed me off the raft sometimes, but I hadn't any clothes on, and didn't mind.

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All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.

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Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

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The low level which commercial morality has reached in America is deplorable. We have humble God fearing Christian men among us who will stoop to do things for a million dollars that they ought not to be willing to do for less than 2 millions.

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Senator: Person who makes laws in Washington when not doing time.

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An author values a compliment even when it comes from a source of doubtful competency.

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Courage is not the absence of fear, but the mastery of it.

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It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.

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To avoid lying, do nothing that needs covering.

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I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.

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What a world of trouble those who never marry escape! There are many happy matches, it is true, and sometimes "my dear," and "my love" come from the heart; but what sensible bachelor, rejoicing in his freedom and years of discretion, will run the tremendous risk?

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A jackass has that kind of strength, and puts it to a useful purpose, and is valuable to the world because he is a jackass; but anobleman is not valuable because he is a jackass. It is a mixture that is always ineffectual, and should never have been attempted in the first place. And yet, once you start a mistake, the trouble is done and you never know what is going to come of it.

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