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But we love the Old Travelers. We love to hear them prate and drivel and lie.

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We often feel sad in the presence of music without words; and often more than that in the presence of music without music.

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When a man arrives at great prosperity God did it: when he falls into disaster he did it himself.

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Moralists and philosophers have adjudged those who throw temptation in the way of the erring, equally guilty with those who are thereby led into evil

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I would not read the proof of one of my books for any fair & reasonable sum whatever, if I could get out of it. The proof-reading on the P & Pauper cost me the last rags of my religion.

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There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happened.

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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform. "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for certain that just ain't true." Thinking that you know the future.

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One must keep one's character. Earn a character first if you can, and if you can't, then assume one.

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God was left out of the Constitution, but was furnished a front seat in this nations currency. ("In God we Trust") is a lie, this nations trust has always been with the dollar.

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A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.

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A religion that comes of thought, and study, and deliberate conviction, sticks best. The revivalized convert who is scared in the direction of heaven because he sees hell yawn suddenly behind him, not only regains confidence when his scare is over, but is ashamed of himself for being scared, and often becomes more hopelessly and malignantly wicked than he was before.

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The Bible is a wonderful book; you can prove anything you want with it.

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Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use.

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Learn from the mistakes of others - you won't live long enough to make them all yourself. He's opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer him the position.

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We Americans are the most lavish and showiest and most luxury loving people on the earth; and at our masthead we fly one true and honest symbol, the gaudiest flag the world has ever seen.

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I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

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It is not best that we should all think alike; it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races.

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A gifted person ought to learn English (barring spelling and pronouncing) in thirty hours, French in thirty days, and German in thirty years.

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How little a thing can make us happy when we feel that we have earned it.

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There are no wild animals until man makes them so.

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