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If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.

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Persons who think there is no such thing as luck good or bad are entitled to their opinion, although I think they ought to be shot for it.

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Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all.

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Indeed, none but the Deity can tell what is good luck and what is bad before the returns are all in.

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The human race consists of the damned and the ought-to-be damned.

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A man who keeps company with glaciers comes to feel tolerably insignificiant by and by. The Alps and the glaciers together are able to take every bit of conceit out of a man and reduce his self-importance to zero if he will only remain within the influence of their sublime presence long enough to give it a fair and reasonable chance to do its work.

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If you want to change the future, you must change what you're doing in the present.

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Independence-is loyalty to one's best self and principles, and this is often disloyalty to the general idols and fetishes.

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The Germans are exceedingly fond of Rhine wines; they are put up in tall, slender bottles, and are considered a pleasant beverage. One tells them from vinegar by the label.

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Faith is believing things you know aint true

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Was it my conspicuousness that distressed me? Not at all. It was merely that I was not beautifully conspicuous but uglily conspicuous - it makes all the difference in the world.

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Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute.

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I try never to let my schooling get in the way of my education.

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Fame is a vapor, popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion.

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Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time. You cannot eliminate habits that no longer serve you. You can only replace them with new habits that support your goals. Moment by moment, you need to live with awareness and structure the habits that you include or exclude in your days.

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Great things can happen when you don't care who gets the credit.

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I'm the only person who has ever found the right way to build an autobiography.

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You try to tell me anything about the newspaper business! Sir, I have been through it from Alpha to Omaha, and I tell you that the less a man knows the bigger the noise he makes and the higher the salary he commands.

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Being made merely in the image of God but not otherwise resembling him enough to be mistaken by anybody but a very near sighted person.

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Grief can take care if itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.

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