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The solution to our water problems is more rain.

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I'm in favor of progress; it's change I don't like.

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None but the dead have free speech.

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I fell in love with the most cordial and sociable city in the Union.

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The gods offer no rewards for intellect. There was never one yet that showed any interest in it.

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History teaches us that whenever a weak and ignorant people possess a thing which a strong and enlightened people want, it must be yielded up peaceably.

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Where prejudice exists it always discolors our thoughts.

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If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be — a Christian.

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The art of prophecy is very difficult, especially with respect to the future.

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The statesmen will invent cheap lies, putting the blame upon the nation that is attacked, and every man will be glad of those conscience-soothing falsities, and will diligently study them, and refuse to examine any refutations of them; and thus he will by and by convince himself that the war is just, and will thank God for the better sleep he enjoys after this process of grotesque self-deception.

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A tax is a fine for doing well, a fine is a tax for doing wrong.

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What work I have done I have done because it has been play. If it had been work I shouldn't have done it. . . . The work that is really a man's own work is play and not work at all. . . . When we talk about the great workers of the world we really mean the great players of the world.

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Your friends may love you in private but your enemies will hate you in public.

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To be busy is man's only happiness.

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The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo.

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When some men discharge an obligation, you can hear the report for miles around.

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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

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We all like to see people sea-sick when we are not ourselves.

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If all the fools in this world should die, lordly God how lonely I should be.

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Surely the ass who invented the first religion ought to be the first ass damned

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