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I could forgive the boy, now, if he'd committed a million sins!

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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Half of the results of a good intentions are evil; half the results of an evil intention are good.

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Praise is well, compliment is well, but affection-that is the last and most precious reward that any man can win, whether by character or achievement.

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All people have had ill luck, but Jairus's daughter and Lazarus had the worst.

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When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat.

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When a humorist ventures upon the grave concerns of life he must do his job better than another man or he works harm to his cause.

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None of us can have as many virtues as the fountain-pen, or half its cussedness; but we can try.

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Definite speech means clarity of mind.

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Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

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I was a-trembling, because I'd got to decide, forever, betwixt two things, and I knowed it.

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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.

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A man has no business to be depressed by a disappointment, anyway; he ought to make up his mind to get even.

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I would not rob you of your food or your clothes or your umbrella, but if I caught your German out I would take it. But I don't study any more,- I have given it up.

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Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.

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A crime persevered in a thousand centuries ceases to be a crime, and becomes a virtue. This is the law of custom, and custom supersedes all other forms of law.

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When I am king they shall not have bread and shelter only, but also teachings out of books, for a full belly is little worth where the mind is starved.

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We have an insanity plea that would have saved Cain.

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When one has tasted watermelons, one knows what angels eat. It was not a Southern watermelon that Eve took; we know it because she repented.

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Sometimes I lifted a chicken that warn't roosting comfortable, and took him along. Pap always said, take a chicken when you get achance, because if you don't want him yourself you can easy find somebody that does, and a good deed ain't ever forgot. I never see papa when he didn't want the chicken himself, but that is what he used to say, anyway.

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