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When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction.

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... an experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite often picturesque liar.

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Switzerland is simply a large, lumpy, solid rock with a thin skin of grass stretched over it.

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There is not a single human characteristic that can be safely labeled as American.

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When all is said and done, the one sole condition that makes spiritual happiness and preserves it is the absence of doubt.

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We all do no end of feeling, and we mistake it for thinking.

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If a spectacle is going to be particularly imposing I prefer to see it through somebody else's eyes, because that man will always exaggerate. Then I can exaggerate his exaggeration, and my account of the thing will be the most impressive.

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Hunger is the handmaid of genius

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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next.

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What a man misses mostly in heaven is company.

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I never can think of Judas Iscariot without losing my temper. To my mind Judas Iscariot was nothing but a low, mean, premature, Congressman.

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Never do wrong when people are looking.

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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it, and the frog generally dies as a result.

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Intellectual food is like any other; it is pleasanter and more beneficial to take it with a spoon than a shovel.

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How stunning are the changes which age makes in a man while he sleeps!

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The cost of living hasn't effected its popularity.

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A good and wholesome thing is a little harmless fun in this world; it tones a body up and keeps him human and prevents him from souring.

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We don't care to eat toadstools that think they are truffles.

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A distinguished man should be as particular about his last words as he is about his last breath. He should write them out on a slip of paper and take the judgment of his friends on them. He should never leave such a thing to the last hour of his life, and trust to an intellectual spurt at the last moment to enable him to say something smart with his latest gasp and launch into eternity with grandeur.

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My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.

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