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Definite speech means clarity of mind.

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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

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Temperate temperance is best; intemperate temperance injures the cause of temperance.

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for business reasons, I must preserve the outward signs of sanity.

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If ever you've been down in the dumps, hear these iconic authors share with you more than their writing wisdom.

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A group of men in evening clothes looks like a flock of crows, and is just about as inspiring.

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I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable.

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A journalist is a reporter out of a job.

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Don't wake up a woman in love. Let her dream, so that she does not weep when she returns to her bitter reality

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The only very marked difference between the average civilized man and the average savage is that the one is gilded and the other is painted.

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When in doubt tell the truth.

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I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.

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No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.

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Man is the only animal that deals in that atorcity of atrocities, War. He is the only one that gathers his brethren about him and goes forth in cold blood and calm pulse to exterminate his kind.

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To be satisfied with what one has; that is wealth. As long as one sorely needs a certain additional amount, that man isn't rich.

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If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.

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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

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That is an editor. He is trying to think of a word. He props his feet on a chair, which is the editor's way; then he can think better. I do not care much for this one; his ears are not alike; still, editor suggests the sound of Edward, and he will do. I could make him better if I had a model, but I made this one from memory. But is no particular matter; they all look alike, anyway. They are conceited and troublesome, and don't pay enough.

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The machine has several virtues... One may lean back in his chair and work it. It piles an awful stack of words on one page. It don't muss things or scatter ink blots around.

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The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.

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