Mark Twain Quotes, Vacation Quotes

Make your vacation your vocation.

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I have always been rather better treated in San Francisco than I actually deserved.

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She is not refined. She is not unrefined. She keeps a parrot

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The citizen who thinks he sees that the commonwealth's political clothes are worn out, and yet holds his peace and does not agitate for a new suit, is disloyal, he is a traitor. That he may be the only one who thinks he sees this decay, does not excuse him: it is his duty to agitate anyway, and it is the duty of others to vote him down if they do not see the matter as he does.

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When one reads Bibles, one is less surprised at what the Deity knows than at what He doesn't know.

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Honesty: The best of all the lost arts.

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I would not rob you of your food or your clothes or your umbrella, but if I caught your German out I would take it. But I don't study any more,- I have given it up.

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Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths

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A jay hasnt got any more principle than a Congressman. A jay will lie, a jay will steal, a jay will deceive, a jay will betray; and four times out of five, a jay will go back on his solemnest promise.

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An adventure is something that while it's happening you wish it wasn't.

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There was never a century nor a country that was short of experts who knew the Deity's mind and were willing to reveal it.

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Education that consists in learning things and not the meaning of them is feeding upon the husks and not the corn

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The true charm of pedestrianism does not lie in the walking, or in the scenery, but in the talking. The walking is good to time the movement of the tongue by, and to keep the blood and the brain stirred up and active; the scenery and the woodsy smells are good to bear in upon a man an unconscious and unobtrusive charm and solace to eye and soul and sense; but the supreme pleasure comes from the talk.

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Laughter is the greatest weapon we have and we, as humans, use it the least.

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Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.

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The heart is the real fountain of youth.

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Don't wait the time is never just right.

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It is a good idea to obey all the rules when you're young just so you'll have the strength to break them when you're old.

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Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

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There are some natures which never grow large enough to speak out and say a bad act is a bad act, until they have inquired into the politics or the nationality of the man who did it.

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