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There is nothing so annoying as a good example!!

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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.

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There are 869 different forms of lying, but only one of them has been squarely forbidden. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.

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There are women who have an indefinable charm in their faces which makes them beautiful to their intimates, but a cold stranger who tried to reason the matter out and find this beauty would fail.

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I could forgive the boy, now, if he'd committed a million sins!

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There is no family in America without a clock, and consequently there is no fair pretext for the usual Sunday medley of dreadful sounds that issues from our steeples.

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Out of the public schools comes the greatness of the nation.

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Better a broken promise than none at all.

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Eloquence is the essential thing in a speech, not information.

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Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.

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If all the fools in this world should die, lordly God how lonely I should be.

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An injurious lie is an uncommendable thing; and so, also, and in the same degree, is an injurious truth a fact that is recognized by the law of libel .

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I don't want no better book than what your face is.

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As a rule, we go about with masks, we go about looking honest, and we are able to conceal ourselves all through the day.

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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

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It has taken a weary long time to persuade American Presbyterians to give up infant damnation and try to bear it the best they can.

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I have been reading the morning paper. I do it every morning-knowing well that I shall find in it the usual depravities and basenesses and hypocrisies and cruelties that make up civilization, and cause me to put in the rest of the day pleading for the damnation of the human race. I cannot seem to get my prayers answered, yet I do not despair.

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In a museum in Havana, there are two skulls of Christopher Columbus, one when he was a boy and one when he was a man

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The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.

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We despise all reverences and all objects of reverence which are outside the pale of our list of sacred things. And yet, with strange inconsistency, we are shocked when other people despise and defile the things which are holy to us.

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