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Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so.

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A little starvation can really do more for the average sick man than can the best medicines and the best doctors.

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If husbands could realize what large returns of profit may be gotten out of a wife by a small word of praise paid over the counter when the market is just right, they would bring matters around the way they wish them much oftener than they usually do. Arguments are unsafe with wives, because they examine them; but they do not examine compliments. One can pass upon a wife a compliment that is three-fourths base

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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

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Surely the ass who invented the first religion ought to be the first ass damned

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God's noblest work. Man who found it out? Man.

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The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened.

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My heart goes out to anyone who is making his first appearance before an audience of human beings.

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To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble.

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In my age, as in my youth, night brings me many a deep remorse. I realize that from the cradle up I have been like the rest of the race - never quite sane in the night.

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It is not best that we should all think alike; it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races.

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I persuaded him to throw the dirk away; and it was as easy as persuading a child to give up some bright fresh new way of killing itself.

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Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.

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The moral of it is this: If you are of any account, stay at home and make your way by faithful diligence; but if you are 'no account,' go away from home, and then you will have to work, whether you want to or not. Thus you become a blessing to your friends by ceasing to be a nuisance to them-if the people you go among suffer by the operation.

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Who knows, he may grow up to be President someday, unless they hang him first!" Aunt Polly about Tom Sawyer

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The unexamined life may not be worth living, but the life too closely examined may not be lived at all.

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What's your name?" "Becky Thatcher. What's yours? Oh, I know. It's Thomas Sawyer." "That's the name they lick me by. I'm Tom when I'm good. You call me Tom, will you?" "Yes

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Congressman is the trivialist distinction for a full grown man.

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That's just the way: a person does a low-down thing, and then he don't want to take no consequences of it. Thinks as long as he can hide it, it ain't no disgrace.

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To someone with a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

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