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To get the right word in the right place is a rare achievement.

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I'm merely running some errands. This is now off the record.

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One must travel, to learn. Every day, now, old Scriptural phrases that never possessed any significance for me before, take to themselves a meaning.

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God cures and the doctor sends the bill.

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When I want to read something nice, I sit down and write it myself.

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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambition.

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If you shamefully misuse a cat once she will always maintain a dignified reserve toward you afterward. You will never get her full confidence again.

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If science exterminates a disease which has been working for God, it is God that gets the credit and all the pulpits break into grateful advertising-raptures and call attention to how good he is. Yes, he has done it. Perhaps he waited a thousand years before doing it. They forget to say that he is the slowest mover in the universe, that his Eye That Never Sleeps, might as well, since it takes a century to see what any other eye can see in a week.

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Many people have the reasoning facility, but no one uses it in religious matters.

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I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.

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Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we.'

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The darling mispronunciations of childhood! - dear me, there's no music that can touch it; and how one grieves when it wastes away and dissolves into correctness, knowing it will never visit his bereaved ear again.

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A friend is someone who stays in when the rest of the world has gone out.

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There are several kinds of stories, but only one difficult kind-the humorous.

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I never made a success of a lecture delivered in a church yet. People are afraid to laugh in a church. They can't be made to do it in any possible way.

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A better idea than my own is to listen.

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Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.

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It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.

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God pours out love upon all with a lavish hand -- but He reserves vengeance for His very own.

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More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking.

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