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I should be sorry to think it was the publishers themselves they got up this entire little flutter to enable them to unload a book that was taking too much room in their cellars, but you can never tell what a publisher will do. I have been one myself.

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The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and a seal.

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A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape.

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She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.

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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

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A street in Constantinople is a picture which one ought to see once-not oftener.

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Tea is an affront to lunch and an insult to dinner.

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I was in one of the most grand attitudes I ever struck, with my arm stretched up pointing to the sun. It was a noble effect. You could see the shudder sweep the mass like a wave.

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I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable.

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Education is what you must acquire without any interference from your schooling.

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Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, & those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied with drink.

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The fear of lightning is one of the most distressing infirmities a human being can be afflicted with. It is mostly confined to women, but now and then you find it in a little dog, and sometimes a man.

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There are two reasons why anybody buys anything. The real reason, and the reason they give you.

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It is not like studying German, where you mull along, in a groping, uncertain way, for thirty years; and at last, just as you think you've got it, they spring the subjunctive on you, and there you are. No- and I see now plainly enough, that the great pity about the German language is, that you can't fall off it and hurt yourself. There is nothing like that feature to make you attend strictly to business.

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Let us save the tomorrows for work.

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Congress: America's only true criminal class.

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No one is sane, straight along, year in and year out, and we all know it. Our insanities are of varying sorts, and express themselves in varying forms-fortunately harmless forms as a rule.

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This editor is a critic. He has pulled out his carving-knife and his tomahawk and is starting after a book which he is going to have for breakfast.

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In a museum in Havana, there are two skulls of Christopher Columbus, one when he was a boy and one when he was a man

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There is no security in life, only opportunity.

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