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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages.

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Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

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There is one notable thing about our Christianity: bad, bloody, merciless, money-grabbing, and predatory. The invention of hell measured by our Christianity of today, bad as it is, hypocritical as it is, empty and hollow as it is, neither the deity nor his son is a Christian, nor qualified for that moderately high place. Ours is a terrible religion. The fleets of the world could swim in spacious comfort in the innocent blood it has spilled.

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Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it.

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Don't look at the world with your hands in your pockets. To write about it you have to reach out and touch it.

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Eloquence is the essential thing in a speech, not information.

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Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others.

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Take your mind out every now and then and dance on it. It is getting all caked up.

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Man seems to be a rickety poor sort of thing, any way you take him; a kind of British Museum of infirmities and inferiorities. He is always undergoing repairs. A machine that was as unreliable as he is would have no market.

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a fully belly is little worth where the mind is starved.

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We can't reach old age by another man's road.

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If you send a damned fool to St. Louis, and you don't tell them he's a damned fool, they'll never find out.

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Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.

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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

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I'm in favor of progress; it's change I don't like.

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A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

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If we only had some God in the country's laws, instead of being in such a sweat to get him into the Constitution, it would be better all around.

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Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.

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Diligence is a good thing, but taking things easy is much more restful.

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