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The true pioneer of civilization is not the newspaper, not religion, not the railroad - but whiskey!

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If you have no will to change it, you have no right to criticize it.

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Brooklyn praise is half slander.

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That is their way, those plagues, those scientists - peg, peg, peg - dig, dig, dig - plod, plod, plod. I wish I could catch a cargo of them for my place; it would be an economy. Yes, for years, you see. They never give up. Patience, hope, faith, perseverance; it is the way of all the breed.

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If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

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When everyone is looking for gold, it's a good time to be in the pick and shovel business.

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A half-educated physician is not valuable. He thinks he can cure everything.

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The moral sense enables one to perceive morality, and avoid it. The immoral sense enables one to perceive immorality and enjoy it.

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More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking.

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

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Worrying is paying interest on a debt you might not even owe.

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The secret of getting ahead is getting started

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The English are mentioned in the Bible; Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

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Talking of patriotism, what humbug it is; it is a word which always commemorates a robbery.

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It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick.

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As for the dinosaur - But Noah's conscience was easy; it was not named in his cargo list and he and the boys were not aware that there was such a creature. He said he could not blame himself for not knowing about the dinosaur, because it was an American animal and America had not then been discovered.

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To forget pain is to be painless; to forget care is to be rid of it; to go abroad is to accomplish both.

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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

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It is a solemn thought: dead, the noblest man's meat is inferior to pork.

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Go and surprise the whole country by doing something right.

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