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There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happened.

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There are no standards of taste in wine... Each man's own taste is the standard, and a majority vote cannot decide for him or in any slightest degree affect the supremacy of his own standard.

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Information appears to stew out of me naturally, like the precious otter of roses out of the otter.

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If it would not look too much like showing off, I would tell the reader where New Zealand is.

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We have not the reverent feeling for the rainbow that the savage has, because we know how it is made. We have lost as much as we gained by prying into that matter.

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Patriotism is usually the refuge of the scoundrel. He is the man who talks the loudest.

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He has been a doctor a year now and has had two patients - no, three, I think - yes, it was three; I attended their funerals.

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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.

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After a few months' acquaintance with European 'coffee' one's mind weakens, and his faith with it, and he begins to wonder if the rich beverage of home, with it's clotted layer of yellow cream on top of it, is not a mere dream after all, and a thing which never existed.

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She remained both girl and woman to the last day of her life. Under a grave and gentle exterior burned inextinguishable fires of sympathy, energy, devotion, enthusiasm, and absolutely limitless affection.

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Just because you’re taught that something’s right and everyone believes it’s right, it don’t make it right.

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Often a quite assified remark becomes sanctified by use and petrified by custom; it is then a permanency, its term of activity a geologic period.

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A sense of humor is the one thing no one will admit to not having.

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Whatever a man's age, he can reduce it several years by putting a bright-colored flower in his button-hole.

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Man is without doubt the most interesting fool there is. He concedes that God made the angels immune from pain and death, and that he could have been similarly kind to man, but denies that he was under any moral obligation to do so.

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The only people that a bank will loan money to is the very people who don't need it.

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Reputation is a hall-mark: it can remove doubt from pure silver, and it can also make the plated article pass for pure.

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Our inner strengths, experiences, and truths cannot be lost, destroyed, or taken away. Every person has an inborn worth and can contribute to the human community. We all can treat one another with dignity and respect, provide opportunities to grow toward our fullest lives and help one another discover and develop our unique gifts. We each deserve this and we all can extend it to others.

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The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.

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If you want me to give you a two-hour presentation, I am ready today. If you want only a five-minute speech, it will take me two weeks to prepare.

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