Mark Twain Quotes, Atheist Quotes, Departure Quotes

I cannot help but notice that there is no problem between us that cannot be solved by your departure.

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We must put up with our clothes as they are - they have their reason for existing. They are on us to expose us - to advertise what we wear them to conceal. They are a sign; a sign of insincerity; a sign of suppressed vanity; a pretense that we desire gorgeous colors and the graces of harmony and form; and we put them on to propagate that lie and back it up.

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Cats are the wildest of the tame and the tamest of the wild

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Troubles are only mental; it is the mind that manufactures them, and the mind can gorge them, banish them, abolish them.

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

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When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

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People are much more willing to lend you books than bookcases.

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Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it.

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Beautiful credit! The foundation of modern society.

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In Marseilles they make half the toilet soap we consume in America, but the Marseillaise only have a vague theoretical idea of its use, which they have obtained from books of travel.

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You must not pay a person a compliment, and then straightway follow it with a criticism.

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It is curious and interesting to notice what an attraction a fussy, mincing, nickel-plated word has for you.

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Jane Austen's books, too, are absent from this library. Just that one omission alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.

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The house was as empty as a beer closet in premises where painters have been at work.

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My advice to girls: first, don't smoke - to excess; second, don't drink - to excess; third, don't marry - to excess.

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It is agreed, in this country, that if a man can arrange his religion so that it perfectly satisfies his conscience, it is not incumbent on him to care whether the arrangement is satisfactory to anyone else or not.

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None of us can be as great as God, but any of us can be as good.

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I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time.

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I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.

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an Autobiography is the truest of all books; for while it inevitably consists mainly of extinctions of the truth, shirkings of the truth, partial revealments of the truth, with hardly an instance of plain straight truth, the remorseless truth is there, between the lines, where the author-cat is raking dust upon it which hides from the disinterested spectator neither it nor its smell... the result being that the reader knows the author in spite of his wily diligences.

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