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It is not best that we should all think alike; it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races.

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The modern patriotism, the true patriotism, the only rational patriotism is loyalty to the Nation all the time, loyalty to the Government when it deserves it.

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In statesmanship get formalities right, never mind about the moralities.

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Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.

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That is the way we are made: we don't reason, where we feel; we just feel.

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...one of the first achievements of the legislature was to institute a ten-thousand-dollar agricultural fair to show off forty dollars' worth of pumpkins in - however, the Territorial legislature was usually spoken of as the "asylum".

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There was things which he stretched, but mainly he told the truth.

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The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

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It's spring fever. That is what the name of it is. And when you've got it, you want—oh, you don't quite know what it is you do want, but it just fairly makes your heart ache, you want it so!

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In God We Trust. I don't believe it would sound any better if it were true.

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It takes a thousand men to invent a telegraph, or a steam engine, or a phonograph, or a photograph, or a telephone or any other important thing-and the last man gets the credit and we forget the others. He added his little mite - that is all he did. These object lessons should teach us that ninety-nine parts of all things that proceed from the intellect are plagiarisms, pure and simple; and the lesson ought to make us modest. But nothing can do that.

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The darling mispronunciations of childhood! - dear me, there's no music that can touch it; and how one grieves when it wastes away and dissolves into correctness, knowing it will never visit his bereaved ear again.

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As to the adjective: when in doubt, strike it out.

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No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon.

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If your only tool is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail.

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Steal a chicken if you get a chance, Huck, because if you don't want it, someone else does and a good deed ain't never forgotten.

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Man is the only animal that is cruel. It kills just for the sake of it.

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Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness

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I asked Tom if countries always apologized when they had done wrong, and he says - "Yes; the little ones does".

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When I was fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have him around. When I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. See what happens when you "know it all", at any stage of life? Farther down the track you may see clearly how certain personal opinions, held onto too tightly, could be fogging up the view, and providing incorrect insight. Prosperity is the best protector of principle.

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