Mark Twain Quotes, Truth Quotes, Honesty Quotes

If you tell the truth you do not need a good memory!

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I am always reading immoral books on the sly, and then selfishly trying to prevent other people from having the same wicked good time.

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This is the fairest picture on our planet, the most enchanting to look upon, the most satisfying to the eye and spirit. To see the sun sink down, drowned in his pink and purple and golden floods, and overwhelm Florence with tides of color that make all the sharp lines dim and faint and turn the solid city to a city of dreams, is a sight to stir the coldest nature, and make a sympathetic one drunk with ecstasy.

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The old saw says, 'Let a sleeping dog lie.' Right. Still, when there is much at stake it is better to get a newspaper to do it.

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A good legible label is usually worth, for information, a ton of significant attitude and expression in a historical picture.

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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.

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A sense of humor is the one thing no one will admit to not having.

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There are some few people I respect and admire, but I don't think much of the species.

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I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious -- unless he purposely shut the eyes of his mind & keep them shut by force.

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Of all the animals, man is the only one that lies.

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New Orleans food is as delicious as the less criminal forms of sin.

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I came in with Halley's Comet in 1835. It is coming again next year, and I expect to go out with it. It will be the greatest disappointment of my life if I don't go out with Halley's Comet. The Almighty has said, no doubt: "Now here are these two unaccountable freaks; they came in together, they must go out together.

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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

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One mustn't criticize other people on grounds where he can't stand perpendicular himself

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All Congresses and Parliaments have a kindly feeling for idiots, and a compassion for them, on account of personal experience and heredity.

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The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.

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I do love compliments, yet I'm often embarrassed to say what I think to the person when I get a compliment. I so often feel that they have not gone far enough.

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If there was two birds sitting on a fence, he would bet you which one would fly first.

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Now, isn't imagination a precious thing? It peoples the earth with all manner of wonders.

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How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again!

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