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The offspring of riches: Pride, vanity, ostentation, arrogance, tyranny

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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

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The Indian may seem poor to we rich Westerners but in matters of the spirit it is we who are the paupers and they who are millionaires.

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Public opinion is held in reverence. It settles everything. Some think it is the voice of God.

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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.

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Do not complain about growing old. It is a privilege denied to many.

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The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one.

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God has put something noble and good into every heart His hand created.

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It is often the case that a man who can't tell a lie thinks he is the best judge of one.

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But we are all insane, anyway ... The suicides seem to be the only sane people.

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God could create the world in six days because he didn't have to make it compatible with the previous version. Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company

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If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

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To get the full value of joy You must have someone to divide it with. After all these years I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.

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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear. So many look to eradicate fear from their lives, when that is an impossible task. You can certainly experience moments in absence of fear, however accept that fear will be with you whenever you are in the process of living creatively. The challenge is to go ahead regardless, simply notice the feeling and manage being courageous.

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It is not worth while to strain one's self to tell the truth to people who habitually discount everything you tell them, whether it is true or isn't.

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History doesn't repeat itself; it rhymes.

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I speak French with timidity, and not flowingly--except when excited. When using that language I have often noticed that I have hardly ever been mistaken for a Frenchman, except, perhaps, by horses; never, I believe, by people.

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When one's character begins to fall under suspicion and disfavor, how swift, then, is the work of disintegration and destruction.

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If the man doesn't believe as we do, we say he is a crank, and that settles it. I mean, it does nowadays, because now we can't burn him.

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I have never heard enough classical music to be able to enjoy it; & the simple truth is, I detest it. Not mildly, but will all my heart. To me an opera is the very climax & cap-stone of the absurd, the fantastic the unjustifiable. I hate the very name of opera - partly because of the nights of suffering I have endured in its presence, & partly because I want to love it and can't.

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