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One compliment can keep me going for a whole month.

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Experience, the only logic sure to convince a diseased imagination and restore it to rugged health.

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Ignorance is not not knowin' - Ignorance is knowin' what ain't so.

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Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.

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You have noticed that the human being is a curiosity. In times past he has had (and worn out and flung away) hundreds and hundreds of religions; today he has hundreds and hundreds of religions, and launches not fewer than three new ones every year. I could enlarge on that number and still be within the facts.

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A dream...I was trying to explain to St. Peter, and was doing it in the German tongue, because I didn't want to be too explicit.

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It is more trouble to make a maxim than it is to do right.

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What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

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Never be haughty to the humble, never be humble to the haughty.

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If man had created man, he would be ashamed of his performance.

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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

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Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them.

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The truth is a precious commodity. That's why I use it so sparingly.

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The difference between fiction and nonfiction is that fiction must be absolutely believable.

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If you shamefully misuse a cat once she will always maintain a dignified reserve toward you afterward. You will never get her full confidence again.

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Reputation is a hall-mark: it can remove doubt from pure silver, and it can also make the plated article pass for pure.

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Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.

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The church is always trying to get other people to reform, it might not be a bad idea to reform itself a little, by way of example

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....honest men are few when it comes to themselves.

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I have witnessed and greatly enjoyed the first act of everything which Wagner created, but the effect on me has always been so powerful that one act was quite sufficient; whenever I have witnessed two acts I have gone away physically exhausted; and whenever I have ventured an entire opera the result has been the next thing to suicide.

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