Mark Twain Quotes, Pain Quotes, Animal Quotes

I am not interested to know whether vivisection produces results that are profitable to the human race or doesn't...The pain which it inflicts upon unconsenting animals is the basis of my enmity toward it, and it is to me sufficient justification of the enmity without looking further.

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I have traveled more than anyone else, and I have noticed that even the angels speak English with an accent.

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Sacred cows make the best hamburger.

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Our lives, our liberty, and our property are never in greater danger than when Congress is in session.

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Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.

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I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever.

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...the person that had took a bull by the tail once had learnt sixty or seventy times as much as a person that hadn't, and said a person that started in to carry a cat home by the tail was getting knowledge that was always going to be useful to him, and warn't ever going to grow dim or doubtful. Chances are, he isn't likely to carry the cat that way again, either. But if he wants to, I say let him!

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Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out.

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The piano may do for love-sick girls who lace themselves to skeletons, and lunch on chalk, pickles and slate pencils, but give me the banjo.

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Warm summer sun, shine kindly here. Warm southern wind, blow softly here. Green sod above, lie light, lie light. Good night, dear Heart, Good night, good night.

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Never argue with people who buy ink by the gallon.

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Humorists of the 'mere' sort cannot survive. Humor is only a fragrance, a decoration.

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It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick.

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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

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It is easier to manufacture seven facts out of whole cloth than one emotion.

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There's something in it when a body like the widow or the parson prays, but it don't work for me, and I reckon it don't work for only just the right kind.

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Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.

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We can't reach old age by another man's road.

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Modesty antedates clothes and will be resumed when clothes are no more.

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Temper is what gets most of us into trouble. Pride is what keeps us there.

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