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You feel mighty free and easy and comfortable on a raft.

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In literature imitations do not imitate.

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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.

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The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.

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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but the fly comes close.

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What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce.

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The higher animals get their teeth without pain or inconvenience. Man gets his through months and months of cruel torture; he will never get a set which can really be depended on 'till a dentist makes him one.

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Whatever a man's age, he can reduce it several years by putting a bright-colored flower in his button-hole.

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In German, a young lady has no sex, but a turnip has

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It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

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A thing long expected takes the form of the unexpected when at last it comes.

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Unused talents gives you no advantage over someone who has no talent at all.

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It must be well-nigh a maximum of sense to behave so that one escapes being hanged.

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It is believed by everyone that when he was in heaven he was stern, hard, resentful, jealous and cruel, but that when he came down to earth, he became the opposite... sweet, gentle merciful, forgiving. He was a thousand billion times crueler than ever he was in the Old Testament... Meek and gentle? By and by we will examine that popular sarcasm by the light of the hell which he invented.

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Your actions speak so much louder than words.

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The highest perfection of politeness is only a beautiful edifice, built, from the base to the dome, of ungraceful and gilded forms of charitable and unselfish lying.

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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The modern patriotism, the true patriotism, the only rational patriotism is loyalty to the Nation all the time, loyalty to the Government when it deserves it.

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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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A good and wholesome thing is a little harmless fun in this world; it tones a body up and keeps him human and prevents him from souring.

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