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The most successful people are those who do all year long what they would otherwise do on their summer vacation.

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There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.

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My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart-a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation.

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When an audience does not complain, it is a compliment, and when it does, it is a compliment, too, if unaccompanied by violence.

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That is the way we are made: we don't reason, where we feel; we just feel.

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Don't wait the time is never just right.

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All men have heard of the Mormon Bible, but few except the "elect" have seen it, or, at least, taken the trouble to read it. I brought away a copy from Salt Lake. The book is a curiosity to me, it is such a pretentious affair, and yet so "slow," so sleepy; such an insipid mess of inspiration. It is chloroform in print. If Joseph Smith composed this book, the act was a miracle — keeping awake while he did it was, at any rate.

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Everybody's private motto: It's better to be popular than right.

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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.

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Eloquence is the essential thing in a speech, not information.

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I have never taken any exercise, except sleeping and resting, and I never intend to take any. Exercise is loathsome. And it cannot be any benefit when you are tired; and I was always tired.

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when you recollect something which belonged in an earlier chapter, do not go back, but jam it in where you are . Discursiveness does not hurt an autobiography in the least.

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Every inventor is a crackpot until his idea succeeds.

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We have an insanity plea that would have saved Cain.

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To trust the God of the Bible is to trust an irascible, vindictive, fierce and ever fickle and changeful master.

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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

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To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government and the sure and gradual deterioration of the public morals.

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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next.

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Nothing that grieves us can be called little: by the eternal laws of proportion a child's loss of a doll and a king's loss of a crown are events of the same size.

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It is often the case that a man who can't tell a lie thinks he is the best judge of one.

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