Mark Twain Quotes, Natural Quotes, Clock Quotes

I am as prompt as a clock, if I only know the day a thing is wantedotherwise I am a natural procrastinaturalist.

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A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows.

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Ours is a terrible religion. The fleets of the world could swim in spacious comfort in the innocent blood it has spilt.

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By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

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The political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely food for laughter, they are an entire banquet.

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A Christian's first duty is to God. It then follows, as a matter of course, that it is his duty to carry his Christian code to the polls and vote them... If Christians should vote their duty to God at the polls, they would carry every election, and do it with ease... it would bring about a moral revolution that would be incalculably beneficent. It would save the country.

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My sister...was an interested and zealous invalid during sixty-five years, tried all the new diseases as fast as they came out, and always enjoyed the newest one more than any that went before; my brother had accumulated forty-two brands of Christianity before he was called away.

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To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.

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The pause - that impressive silence, that eloquent silence, that geometrically progressive silence which often achieves a desired effect where no combination of words, howsoever felicitous, could accomplish it.

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Forget and forgive. This is not difficult when properly understood.

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What a man wants with religion in these breadless times, surpasses my comprehension.

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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That is the way we are made: we don't reason, where we feel; we just feel.

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the size of a misfortune is not determinable by an outsider’s measurement of it but only by the measurements applied to it by the person specially affected by it.

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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambition.

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For we were little Christian children and early learned the value of forbidden fruit.

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Sum all the gifts that man is endowed with, and we give our greatest share of admiration to his energy. And today, if I were a heathen, I would rear a statue to Energy and fall down and worship it!

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History teaches us that whenever a weak and ignorant people possess a thing which a strong and enlightened people want, it must be yielded up peaceably.

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No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.

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When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

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