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Writing is easy. All you have to do is cross out the wrong words.

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The moral sense enables one to perceive morality, and avoid it. The immoral sense enables one to perceive immorality and enjoy it.

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Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.

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The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

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Nothing is so ignorant as a man's left hand, except a lady's watch.

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Man has been here 32,000 years. That it took a hundred million years to prepare the world for him is proof that that is what it was done for. I suppose it is, I dunno. If The Eiffel Tower were now to represent the world's age, the skin of paint on the pinnacle knob at its summit would represent man's share of that age; and anybody would perceive that the skin was what the tower was built for. I reckon they would, I dunno.

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Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use.

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I've seen many troubles in my time, only half of which ever came true.

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Where prejudice exists it always discolors our thoughts.

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I have never taken any exercise, except sleeping and resting, and I never intend to take any. Exercise is loathsome. And it cannot be any benefit when you are tired; and I was always tired.

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Cooper's art has some defects. In one place in 'Deerslayer,' and in the restricted space of two-thirds of a page, Cooper has scored 114 offences against literary art out of a possible 115. It breaks the record.

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To one in sympathy with nature, each season, in its turn, seems the loveliest.

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The public is the only critic whose judgment is worth anything at all.

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When majority is insane, sane must go to asylum.

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We can't reach old age by another man's road.

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There is nothing to be learned from the second kick of a mule.

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I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.

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To say a compliment well is a high art and few possess it.

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One can enjoy a rainbow without necessarily forgetting the forces that made it.

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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.

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