Mark Twain Quotes, Gratitude Quotes, Two Quotes

Gratitude and treachery are merely the two extremities of the same procession. You have seen all of it that is worth staying for when the band and the gaudy officials have gone by.

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The election makes me think of a story of a man who was dying. He had only two minutes to live, so he sent for a clergyman and asked him, "Where is the best place to go to?" He was undecided about it. So the minister told him that each place had its advantages--heaven for climate, and hell for society.

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I have witnessed and greatly enjoyed the first act of everything which Wagner created, but the effect on me has always been so powerful that one act was quite sufficient; whenever I have witnessed two acts I have gone away physically exhausted; and whenever I have ventured an entire opera the result has been the next thing to suicide.

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The more I know people, the more I love my dog.

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Every person is a book, each year a chapter.

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S'pose a man was to come to you and say Pollyvoo-franzy - what would you think?

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Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a jail.

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It is not best that we should all think alike; it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races.

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Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

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I have at last, after several months' experience, made up my mind that [New York] is a splendid desert--a domed and steepled solitude, where the stranger is lonely in the midst of a million of his race.

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The only very marked difference between the average civilized man and the average savage is that the one is gilded and the other is painted.

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That optimist of yours is always ready to turn hell's backyard into a play-ground.

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There is probably no pleasure equal to the pleasure of climbing a dangerous Alp; but it is a pleasure which is confined strictly to people who can find pleasure in it.

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The smallest minds and the selfishest souls and the cowardliest hearts that God makes.

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No, I have no desire for riches. Honest poverty and a conscience, torpid through virtuous inaction, are more to me than corner lots and praise.

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There are two types of speakers: those that are nervous and those that are liars.

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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well.

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Kindness is a language herd by deaf men and felt by blind men.

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Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.

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A dream...I was trying to explain to St. Peter, and was doing it in the German tongue, because I didn't want to be too explicit.

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