Rudyard Kipling Quotes, Land Quotes, Burma Quotes

This is Burma, and it will be quite unlike any land you know about.

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There was a young man of Quebec Who was frozen in snow to his neck, When asked, 'Are you Friz?' He replied, 'Yes I is, But we don't call this cold in Quebec.'

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If the aunt of the vicar has never touched liquor, watch out when she finds the Champagne.

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San Francisco is a mad city - inhabited for the most part by perfectly insane people whose women are of a remarkable beauty.

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I have stated it plain, an' my argument's thus ( It's all one, says the Sapper) There's only one Corps which is perfect - that's us; An' they call us Her Majesty's Engineers, With the rank and pay of a Sapper!

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The glory of the garden lies in more than meets the eye.

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Lord God of Hosts, be with us yet, Lest we forget--lest we forget!

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When the Man waked up he said, 'What is Wild Dog doing here?' And the Woman said, 'His name is not Wild Dog any more, but the First Friend, because he will be our friend for always and always and always.'

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Who has smelled the woodsmoke at twilight, who has seen the campfire burning, who is quick to read the noises of the night?

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I've taken my fun where I've found it, An' now I must pay for my fun, For the more you 'ave known o' the others The less will you settle to one.

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And that after this is accomplished, and the brave new world begins, when all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins.

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The toad beneath the harrow knows Exactly where each tooth point goes.

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Teach us delight in simple things, and mirth that has no bitter springs.

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We had a kettle; we let it leak: Our not repairing made it worse. We haven't had any tea for a week... The bottom is out of the Universe.

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You may talk o' gin and beer When you're quartered safe out 'ere, An' you're sent to penny-fights an' Aldershot it; But when it comes to slaughter You will do your work on water, An' you'll lick the bloomin' boots of 'im that's got it.

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A man's mind is wont to tell him more than seven watchmen sitting in a tower.

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A people always ends by resembling its shadow.

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No one as yet has approached the management of New York in a proper spirit; that is to say, regarding it as the shiftless outcome of squalid barbarism and reckless extravagance. No one is likely to do so, because reflections on the long narrow pig-trough are construed as malevolent attacks against the spirit and majesty of the American people, and lead to angry comparisons.

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If I were dammed of body and soul, I know whose prayers would make me whole, mother o' mine o mother o' mine.

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Tis beauty, so to speak, nor good talk necessarily. It's just IT. Some women will stay in a man's memory if they once walked down a street.

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