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Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

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The simplicity of your character makes you exquisitely incomprehensible to me.

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Self-denial is simply a method by which arrests his progress, and self-sacrifice a survival of the mutilation of the savage.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

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Oh, I hate the cheap severity of abstract ethics!

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No art ever survived censorship; no art ever will.

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Cecily. This is no time for wearing the shallow mask of manners. When I see a spade I call it a spade. Gwendolen. [Satirically.] I am glad to say that I have never seen a spade. It is obvious that our social spheres have been widely different.

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I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

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Time is jealous of you, and wars against your lilies and your roses.

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Death and vulgarity are the only two facts in the nineteenth century that one cannot explain away.

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Be moderate in all things, including moderation.

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One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.

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It is perfectly monstrous,' he said, at last, 'the way people go about nowadays saying things against one behind one's back that are absolutely and entirely true.

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Women have become so highly educated... that nothing should surprise us nowadays, except happy marriages.

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It is perfectly possible to get what you think you want and be miserable. It's possible too, to never get it but deeply enjoy the process of trying. In this world, there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

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Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality.

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Examinations, sir, are pure humbug from beginning to end. If a man is a gentleman, he knows quite enough, and if he is not a gentleman, whatever he knows is bad for him.

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A man who marries without knowing Bunbury has a very tedious time of it.

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What do you call a bad man? The sort of man who admires innocence.

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The ugly and stupid have the best of it in this world. They can sit at their ease and gape at the play. If they know nothing of victory, they are at least spared the knowledge of defeat. They live as we all should live-- undisturbed, indifferent, and without disquiet. They never bring ruin upon others, nor ever receive it from alien hands. Your rank and wealth, Henry; my brains, such as they are-- my art, whatever it may be worth; Dorian Gray's good looks-- we shall all suffer for what the gods have given us, suffer terribly.

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