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A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

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If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out.

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A good friend will always stab you in the front.

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In fact, now you mention the subject, I have been very bad in my own small way. I don't think you should be so proud of that, though I am sure it must have been very pleasant.

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If you want to be a grocer, or a general, or a politician, or a judge, you will invariably become it; that is your punishment. If you never know what you want to be, if you live what some might call the dynamic life but what I will call the artistic life, if each day you are unsure of who you are and what you know you will never become anything, and that is your reward.

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We are specially designed to appeal to the sense of humour.

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Romance should never begin with sentiment. It should begin with science and end with a settlement. Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. When one is in love one always begins by deceiving oneself, and one always ends by deceiving others. This is what the world calls a romance.

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Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.

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Sometimes the poor are praised for being thrifty. But to recommend thrift to the poor is both grotesque and insulting. It is like advising a man who is starving to eat less.

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Poor? What does that matter? When poverty creeps in at the door, love flies in through the window.

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Don't use big words. They mean so little.

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Never love anyone who treats you like you're ordinary.

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A really well-made buttonhole is the only link between Art and Nature.

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You love the beauty that you can see and touch and handle, the beauty that you can destroy, and do destroy, but of the unseen beauty of life, of the unseen beauty of a higher life, you know nothing.

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Life, Lady Stutfield, is simply a mauvais quart d'heure made up of exquisite moments.

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Common sense is the enemy of Romance :P:P

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A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. Its beauty comes from the fact that the author is what he is. It has nothing to do with the fact that other people want what they want.

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The one advantage of playing with fire...is that no one ever gets singed. It is the people who don't know how to play with it who get burned up.

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The very essence of romance is uncertainty.

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There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love.

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