Oscar Wilde Quotes, Funny Quotes, Sarcastic Quotes

Tell the cook of this restaurant with my compliments that these are the very worst sandwiches in the whole world, and that, when I ask for a watercress sandwich, I do not mean a loaf with a field in the middle of it.

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Nothing annoys people so much as not receiving invitations.

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The ages live in history through their anachronisms.

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Never met such a Gorgon . . . I don't really know what a Gorgon is like, but I am quite sure that Lady Bracknell is one. In any case, she is a monster, without being a myth, which is rather unfair.

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The only way to get rid of tempation is to yeild to it.

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In a very ugly and sensible age, the arts borrow, not from life, but from each other.

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It is always with the best intentions that the worst work is done.

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In modern life nothing produces such an effect as a good platitude. It makes the whole world kin.

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Never trust a woman who wears mauve, whatever her age may be, or a woman over thirty-five who is fond of pink ribbons.

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There is no good talking to him," said a Dragon-fly, who was sitting on the top of a large brown bulrush; "no good at all, for he has gone away." "Well, that is his loss, not mine," answered the Rocket. "I am not going to stop talking to him merely because he pays no attention. I like hearing myself talk. It is one of my greatest pleasures. I often have long conversations all by myself, and I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." "Then you should definitely lecture on Philosophy," said the Dragon-fly.

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Public opinion exists only where there are no ideas.

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If there is anything more annoying in the world than having people talk about you, it is certainly having no one talk about you.

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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

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The essence of thought, as the essence of life, is growth.

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Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known.

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America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.

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There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written.

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With age comes wisdom, but sometimes age comes alone.

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Women have become so highly educated... that nothing should surprise us nowadays, except happy marriages.

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At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets.

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