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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

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Two men look out a window. One sees mud, the other sees the stars.

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I am but too conscious of the fact that we are born in an age when only the dull are treated seriously, and I live in terror of not being misunderstood.

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Liberty is the chosen resort of the artistic shopper.

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How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.

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Lean on principles, one day they'll end up giving way.

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Women treat us [men] like humanity treats gods – they worship us and keep bothering us to do something.

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Too much work, and no vacation, Deserves at least a small libation. So hail! my friends, and raise your glasses, Work's the curse of the drinking classes.

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There were opium-dens, where one could buy oblivion, dens of horror where the memory of old sins could be destroyed by the madness of sins that were new.

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Conscience makes egotists of us all.

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I am a man of simple pleasures. The best suits me perfectly.

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It's not hard to get the ideas when they come. They just come... it's painful waiting for them.

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The only thing worse than quoting me, is not quoting me

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A mask tells us more than a face.

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Society takes upon itself the right to inflict appalling punishment on the individual, but it also has the supreme vice of shallowness, and fails to realize what it has done. When the man's punishment is over, it leaves him to himself; that is to say, it abandons him at the very moment when its highest duty towards him begins.

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And now, dear Mr. Worthing, I will not intrude any longer into a house of sorrow. I would merely beg you not to be too much bowed down by grief. What seem to us bitter trials are often blessings in disguise. This seems to me a blessing of an extremely obvious kind.

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It is only very ugly or very beautiful women who ever hide their faces .

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Any place that we love becomes our world.

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Loveless marriages are horrible. But there is one thing worse than an absolutely loveless marriage. A marriage in which there is love, but on one side only; faith, but on one side only; devotion, but on one side only, and in which of the two hearts one is sure to be broken.

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As for modern journalism, it is not my business to defend it. It justifies its own existence by the great Darwinian principle of the survival of the vulgarest.

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