Gilbert K. Chesterton Quotes, Party Quotes, Humor Quotes

The Party System was founded on one national notion of fair play. It was the notion that folly and futility should be fairly divided between both sides.

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We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.

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There is a foolish corner in the brain of the wisest man.

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It's your money. You paid for it.

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I regret that a private comment I made to the vice presidential candidate made it through the public airways.

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There's Adam Clymer, major league asshole from The New York Times.

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I understand religion is a walk, it's a journey. And I fully recognize that I'm a sinner, just like you.

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I think he needs to stand up and say if he thought the president were wrong on policy and issues, he ought to say where.

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So you see, the quality of humor is not a personal or a national monopoly. It's as free as salvation, and, I am afraid, far more widely distributed. But it has its value, I think. The hard and sordid things of life are too hard and too sordid and too cruel for us to know and touch them year after year without some mitigating influence, some kindly veil to draw over them, from time to time, to blur the craggy outlines, and make the thorns less sharp and the cruelties less malignant.

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The reason we want to go on and on is because we live in an impoverished present.

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Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out.

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Wit is artificial; humor is natural. Wit is accidental; humor is inevitable. Wit is born of conscious effort; humor, of the allotted ironies of fate. Wit can be expressed only in language; humor can be developed sufficiently in situation.

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He is like a female llama surprised in her bath.

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How do you know if you don't measure if you have a system that simply suckles kids through?

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I don't remember debates. I don't think we spent a lot of time debating it. Maybe we did, but I don't remember.

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The important question is, how many hands have I shaked?

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I don't see how we can allow public dollars to fund programs where spite and hate is the core of the message.

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I do think we need for a troop to be able to house his family. That's an important part of building morale in the military.

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You saw the president yesterday. I thought he was very forward-leaning, as they say in diplomatic nuanced circles.

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Thirdly, the explorationists are willing to only move equipment during the winter, which means they'll be on ice roads, and remove the equipment as the ice begins to melt, so that the fragile tundra is protected.

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