Mark Twain Quotes, Humor Quotes, Space Quotes

Probably there is an imperceptible touch of something permanent that one feels instinctively to adhere to true humour, whereas wit may be the mere conversational shooting up of "smartness"--a bright feather, to be blown into space the second after it is launched...Wit seems to be counted a very poor relation to Humour....Humour is never artificial.

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As young Americans, you have an important responsibility, which is to become good citizens.

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A lot of times in the rhetoric, people forget the facts. And the facts are that thousands of small businesses-Hispanically owned or otherwise-pay taxes at the highest marginal rate.

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The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case.

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What is amusing now had to be taken in desperate earnest once.

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I understand religion is a walk, it's a journey. And I fully recognize that I'm a sinner, just like you.

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Unfairly but truthfully, our party has been tagged as being against things. Anti-immigrant, for example. And were not a party of anti-immigrants. Quite the opposite. Were a party that welcomes people.

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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

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If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for, then I'm for it.

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He hasn't an enemy in the world, and none of his friend like him.

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Governor Bush will not stand for the subsidation of failure.

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I understand small business growth. I was one.

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The reason we want to go on and on is because we live in an impoverished present.

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When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.

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Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.

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I would have my secretary of treasury be in touch with the financial centers, not only here but at home.

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I really appreciate leaders from around the globe who have come to share in prayer with us today. It reminds me that the Almighty God is a God to everybody, every person.

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We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself.

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What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position.

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I don't think I'll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women. You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing is, once you're on their mailing list, they keep sending you a relative a month whether you want it or not.

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