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He is like a female llama surprised in her bath.

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I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun.

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Governor Bush will not stand for the subsidation of failure.

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I don't have to accept their tenants. I was trying to convince those college students to accept my tenants. And I reject any labeling me because I happened to go to the university.

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I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date. There's no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie - just a quick sniff, 'Alright, let's go.'

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I am a great and sublime fool. But then I am God's fool, and all His works must be contemplated with respect.

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As far as the legal hassling and wrangling and posturing in Florida, I would suggest you talk to our team in Florida led by Jim Baker.

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We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House, make no mistake about it.

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I knew it might put him in an awkward position that we had a discussion before finality has finally happened in this presidential race.

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Wit is cultured insolence.

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If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for, then I'm for it.

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Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment.

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Humor, to be comprehensible to anybody, must be built upon a foundation with which he is familiar. If he can't see the foundation the superstructure is to him merely a freak -- like the Flatiron building without any visible means of support -- something that ought to be arrested.

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I don't think that witchcraft is a religion. I wish the military would rethink this decision.

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We should - we will - welcome people of faith into the political process... It is essential that believers enter the arena. Your involvement in politics helps determine how well our democracy works. We have finally learned that government programs cannot solve our problems. Government can hand out money, but government cannot put hope in our hearts or a sense of purpose in our lives.

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The reason we want to go on and on is because we live in an impoverished present.

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Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican.

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I dont want to win? If that were the case why the heck am I on the bus 16 hours a day, shaking thousands of hands, giving hundreds of speeches, getting pillared in the press and cartoons and still staying on message to win?

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I haven't had a chance to talk, but I'm confident we'll get a bill that I can live with if we don't.

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We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself.

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