George W. Bush Quotes, Horse Quotes, Humor Quotes

The senator has got to understand if he's going to have - he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road.

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A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.

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Well, that's going to be up to the pundits and the people to make up their mind. I'll tell you what is a president for him, for example, talking about my record in the state of Texas. I mean, he's willing to say anything in order to convince people that I haven't had a good record in Texas.

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Wit is cultured insolence.

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I knew it might put him in an awkward position that we had a discussion before finality has finally happened in this presidential race.

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As young Americans, you have an important responsibility, which is to become good citizens.

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There are prayers that help us last through the day, or endure the night. There are prayers of friends and strangers, that give us strength for the journey. And there are prayers that yield our will to a will greater than our own.

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Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.

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He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.

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The only thing I know about Slovakia is what I learned first-hand from your foreign minister, who came to Texas.

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I don't have to accept their tenants. I was trying to convince those college students to accept my tenants. And I reject any labeling me because I happened to go to the university.

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A true sonnet goes eight lines and then takes a turn for better or worse and goes six or eight lines more.

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Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment.

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The Common Law of England has been laboriously built about a mythical figure-the figure of 'The Reasonable Man'.

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This case has had full analyzation and has been looked at a lot. I understand the emotionality of death penalty cases.

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The important question is, how many hands have I shaked?

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That's Washington. That's the place where you find people getting ready to jump out of the foxholes before the first shot is fired.

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The great thing about America is everybody should vote.

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But the true threats to stability and peace are these nations that are not very transparent, that hide behind the-that don't let people in to take a look and see what they're up to. They're very kind of authoritarian regimes. The true threat is whether or not one of these people decide, peak of anger, try to hold us hostage, ourselves; the Israelis, for example, to whom we'll defend, offer our defenses; the South Koreans.

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The students at Yale came from all different backgrounds and all parts of the country. Within months, I knew many of them.

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