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And I strongly support the faith-based initiative that we're proposing, because I don't believe it violates the line between the separation of church and state, and I believe it's going to make America a better place.

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On this National Day of Prayer and Remembrance, we ask almighty God to watch over our nation, and grant us patience and resolve in all that is to come. We pray that He will comfort and console those who now walk in sorrow. We thank Him for each life we now must mourn, and the promise of a life to come.

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I also have picked a secretary for Housing and Human Development. Mel Martinez from the state of Florida.

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What is amusing now had to be taken in desperate earnest once.

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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.

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I confirmed to the prime minister that we appreciate our friendship.

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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

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When it is a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.

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It is very simple to be happy, but it is very difficult to be simple.

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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together.

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We need to have mentoring programs energized by government, paid for by government, but who exist not because of government. Teen Challenge is a way to get people off drugs and alcohol. Teen Challenge is a faith-based program that changes people's hearts.

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Tyrants and dictators will accept no other gods before them. They require disobedience to the First Commandment. They seek absolute control and are threatened by faith in God. They fear only the power they cannot possess - the power of truth. So they resent the living example of the devout, especially the devotion of a unique people chosen by God.

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I think we need not only to eliminate the tollbooth to the middle class, I think we should knock down the tollbooth.

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I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I won one.

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We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.

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Every rascal is not a thief, but every thief is a rascal.

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We have really everything in common with America nowadays, except, of course, language.

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It's important for young men and women who look at the Nebraska champs to understand that quality of life is more than just blocking shots.

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There's Adam Clymer, major league asshole from The New York Times.

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Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.

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