George W. Bush Quotes, Humor Quotes, Texas Quotes

I appreciate that question because I, in the state of Texas, had heard a lot of discussion about a faith-based initiative eroding the important bridge between church and state.

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Our nation must come together to unite.

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We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself.

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I think he needs to stand up and say if he thought the president were wrong on policy and issues, he ought to say where.

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There's Adam Clymer, major league asshole from The New York Times.

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It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas.

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A lot of times in the rhetoric, people forget the facts. And the facts are that thousands of small businesses-Hispanically owned or otherwise-pay taxes at the highest marginal rate.

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Together, we will reclaim America's schools, before ignorance and apathy claim more young lives.

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I am a person who recognizes the fallacy of humans.

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I understand small business growth. I was one.

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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!

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I thought how proud I am to be standing up beside my dad. Never did it occur to me that he would become the gist for cartoonists.

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She's just trying to make sure Anthony gets a good meal - Antonio.

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You'll hear people say it's racist to test. Folks, it's racist not to test. Because guess who gets shuffled through the system oftentimes? Children whose parents don't speak English as a first language, inner-city kids. It's so much easier to quit on somebody than to remediate.

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It's important for young men and women who look at the Nebraska champs to understand that quality of life is more than just blocking shots.

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There's a lot of people in the Middle East who are desirous to get into the Mitchell process. And - but first things first. The - these terrorist acts and, you know, the responses have got to end in order for us to get the framework - the groundwork - not framework, the groundwork to discuss a framework for peace, to lay the - all right.

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I talk a lot about women in my act, 'cause let's face it -- if I was hungry, I would talk about food.

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I hope we get to the bottom of the answer. It's what I'm interested to know.

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There are prayers that help us last through the day, or endure the night. There are prayers of friends and strangers, that give us strength for the journey. And there are prayers that yield our will to a will greater than our own.

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The essence of humor is that it should be unexpected, that it should embody an element of surprise, that it should startle us out of that reasonable gravity which, after all, must be our habitual frame of mind.

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