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We ought to make the pie higher.

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It is not Reaganesque to support a tax plan that is Clinton in nature.

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I am a great and sublime fool. But then I am God's fool, and all His works must be contemplated with respect.

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It's important for young men and women who look at the Nebraska champs to understand that quality of life is more than just blocking shots.

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I confirmed to the prime minister that we appreciate our friendship.

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I suspect that had my dad not been president, he'd be asking the same questions: How'd your meeting go with so-and-so? . How did you feel when you stood up in front of the people for the State of the Union Address-state of the budget address, whatever you call it.

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Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.

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If the East Timorians decide to revolt, Im sure Ill have a statement.

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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.

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There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead.

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Our plan will not favor religious institutions over nonreligious institutions. As president, I'm interested in what is constitutional and I'm interested in what works.

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You can always rely on America to do the right thing -- once it has exhausted the alternatives.

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I don't think that witchcraft is a religion. I wish the military would rethink this decision.

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Reading is the basics for all learning.

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About 14 percent of our nation's civilian workforce is foreign-born.

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Think about that. Two hundred and eighty-five new or expanded programs, $2 trillion more in new spending, and not one new bureaucrat to file out the forms or answer the phones?

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Let me put it to you this way, I am not a revengeful person.

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Tyrants and dictators will accept no other gods before them. They require disobedience to the First Commandment. They seek absolute control and are threatened by faith in God. They fear only the power they cannot possess - the power of truth. So they resent the living example of the devout, especially the devotion of a unique people chosen by God.

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We've got a cultural issue in America. We've got to change the whole way the issue is looked at. That's the mission. Some in the political process don't have enough patience for that, and I probably don't either.

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Of all states that understands local control of schools, Iowa is such a state.

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