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I don't remember debates. I don't think we spent a lot of time debating it. Maybe we did, but I don't remember.

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It is very simple to be happy, but it is very difficult to be simple.

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I do think we need for a troop to be able to house his family. That's an important part of building morale in the military.

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Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment.

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One day in the shower, you figure it out. It's a special day in a man's life. I was like, 'Oh, I found me a hobby.'

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And this is my solemn pledge: I will work to build a single nation of justice and opportunity. I know this is in our reach because we are guided by a power larger than ourselves who creates us equal in His image.

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I'm also honored to be here with the speaker of the House - just happens to be from the state of Illinois. I'd like to describe the speaker as a trustworthy man. He's the kind of fellow who says when he gives you his word he means it. Sometimes that doesn't happen all the time in the political process.

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Be as a tower firmly set; Shakes not its top for any blast that blows.

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The only thing I know about Slovakia is what I learned first-hand from your foreign minister, who came to Texas.

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Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.

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This is what I'm good at. I like meeting people, my fellow citizens, I like interfacing with them.

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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!

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After all, religion has been around a lot longer than Darwinism.

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We will keep a commitment to pluralism and not discriminate for or against Methodist or Mormons or Muslims or good people with no faith at all.

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Anyway, I'm so thankful, and so gracious - I'm gracious that my brother Jeb is concerned about the hemisphere as well.

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Through my Faith-Based and Community Initiative, my Administration continues to encourage the essential work of faith-based and community organizations. Governments can and should support effective social services, including those provided by religious people and organizations. When government gives that support, it is important that faith-based institutions not be forced to change their religious character.

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You can always rely on America to do the right thing -- once it has exhausted the alternatives.

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Well, that's going to be up to the pundits and the people to make up their mind. I'll tell you what is a president for him, for example, talking about my record in the state of Texas. I mean, he's willing to say anything in order to convince people that I haven't had a good record in Texas.

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Let me put it to you this way, I am not a revengeful person.

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He hasn't an enemy in the world, and none of his friend like him.

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