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  • I don't think I'll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women. You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing is, once you're on their mailing list, they keep sending you a relative a month whether you want it or not.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : Adam Ferrara Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humor Quotes
  • We need to have mentoring programs energized by government, paid for by government, but who exist not because of government. Teen Challenge is a way to get people off drugs and alcohol. Teen Challenge is a faith-based program that changes people's hearts.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Heart Quotes , Humor Quotes