George W. Bush Quotes, Believe Quotes, Humor Quotes

The only things that I can tell you is that every case I have reviewed I have been comfortable with the innocence or guilt of the person that I've looked at. I do not believe we've put a guilty ... I mean innocent person to death in the state of Texas.

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I am mindful of the difference between the executive branch and the legislative branch. I assured all four of these leaders that I know the difference, and that difference is they pass the laws and I execute them.

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That's Washington. That's the place where you find people getting ready to jump out of the foxholes before the first shot is fired.

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Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.

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You may say a cat uses good grammar. Well, a cat does -- but you let a cat get excited once; you let a cat get to pulling fur with another cat on a shed, nights, and you'll hear grammar that will give you the lockjaw. Ignorant people think it's the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it's the sickening grammar they use.

6 years ago

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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

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I would have my secretary of treasury be in touch with the financial centers, not only here but at home.

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The senator has got to understand if he's going to have - he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road.

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Unfairly but truthfully, our party has been tagged as being against things. Anti-immigrant, for example. And were not a party of anti-immigrants. Quite the opposite. Were a party that welcomes people.

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I regret that a private comment I made to the vice presidential candidate made it through the public airways.

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I want to make it clear to people that the idea of putting subliminable messages into ads is ridiculous.

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I understand religion is a walk, it's a journey. And I fully recognize that I'm a sinner, just like you.

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We will keep a commitment to pluralism and not discriminate for or against Methodist or Mormons or Muslims or good people with no faith at all.

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That's Washington. That's the place where you find people getting ready to jump out of the foxholes before the first shot is fired.

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We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself.

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Keep good relations with the Grecians.

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The great thing about America is everybody should vote.

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What is it that strikes a spark of humor from a man? It is the effort to throw off, to fight back the burden of grief that is laid on each one of us. In youth we don't feel it, but as we grow to manhood we find the burden on our shoulders. Humor? It is nature's effort to harmonize conditions. The further the pendulum swings out over woe the further it is bound to swing back over mirth.

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We learn from history that we learn nothing from history.

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This may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about.. when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.

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