George W. Bush Quotes, Humor Quotes, Political Quotes

I hope we get to the bottom of the answer. It's what I'm interested to know.

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I don't have to accept their tenants. I was trying to convince those college students to accept my tenants. And I reject any labeling me because I happened to go to the university.

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I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.

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We will keep a commitment to pluralism and not discriminate for or against Methodist or Mormons or Muslims or good people with no faith at all.

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And this is my solemn pledge: I will work to build a single nation of justice and opportunity. I know this is in our reach because we are guided by a power larger than ourselves who creates us equal in His image.

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Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.

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There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead.

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About 14 percent of our nation's civilian workforce is foreign-born.

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I thought how proud I am to be standing up beside my dad. Never did it occur to me that he would become the gist for cartoonists.

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Wit is cultured insolence.

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I talk a lot about women in my act, 'cause let's face it -- if I was hungry, I would talk about food.

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Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicine as we used to know it.

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I think he needs to stand up and say if he thought the president were wrong on policy and issues, he ought to say where.

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Dubya! What in Tarnation!? Why, I'll tan yer hide fer this!So, what's sex like after fifty, anyway?

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We need to have mentoring programs energized by government, paid for by government, but who exist not because of government. Teen Challenge is a way to get people off drugs and alcohol. Teen Challenge is a faith-based program that changes people's hearts.

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Humor, in one form or another, is characteristic of every nation; and reflecting the salient points of social and national life, it illuminates those crowded corners which history leaves obscure.

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We come before God to pray for the missing and the dead, and for those who loved them... Our purpose as a nation is firm, yet our wounds as a people are recent and unhealed and lead us to pray... This world he created is of moral design. Grief and tragedy and hatred are only for a time. Goodness, remembrance, and love have no end, and the Lord of life holds all who die and all who mourn... Neither death nor life nor angels nor principalities, nor powers nor things present nor things to come nor height nor depth can separate us from God's love.

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So on behalf of a well-oiled unit of people who came together to serve something greater than themselves, congratulations.

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Think about that. Two hundred and eighty-five new or expanded programs, $2 trillion more in new spending, and not one new bureaucrat to file out the forms or answer the phones?

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The woman who knew that I had dyslexia - I never interviewed her.

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