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  • God told me to strike at al Qaeda and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam [Hussein], which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East. If you help me I will act, and if not, the elections will come and I will have to focus on them.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Humor Quotes , Focus Quotes
  • It is quite true, as some poets said, that the God who created man must have had a sinister sense of humor, creating him a reasonable being, yet forcing him to take this ridiculous posture, and driving him with blind craving for this ridiculous performance.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : D. H. Lawrence Quotes , Humor Quotes , Men Quotes