Agnes Repplier Quotes, Humor Quotes, Fate Quotes

Wit is artificial; humor is natural. Wit is accidental; humor is inevitable. Wit is born of conscious effort; humor, of the allotted ironies of fate. Wit can be expressed only in language; humor can be developed sufficiently in situation.

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Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican.

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Governor Bush will not stand for the subsidation of failure.

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If I'm the president, we're going to have emergency-room care, we're going to have gag orders.

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Together, we will reclaim America's schools, before ignorance and apathy claim more young lives.

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The Party System was founded on one national notion of fair play. It was the notion that folly and futility should be fairly divided between both sides.

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In every instance when my administration sees a responsibility to help people, we will look first to faith-based institutions, to charities and to community groups that have shown their ability to save and change lives.

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The budget caps were busted, mightily so. And we are reviewing with people like Judd Gregg from New Hampshire and others some budgetary reform measures that will reinstate - you know, possibly reinstate budgetary discipline. But the caps no longer - the caps, I guess they're there. But they didn't mean much.

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Humorists of the 'mere' sort cannot survive. Humor is only a fragrance, a decoration.

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I am mindful of the difference between the executive branch and the legislative branch. I assured all four of these leaders that I know the difference, and that difference is they pass the laws and I execute them.

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The fundamental question is, 'Will I be a successful president when it comes to foreign policy?' I will be, but until I'm the president, it's going to be hard for me to verify that I think I'll be more effective.

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There ought to be limits to freedom.

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The only thing I know about Slovakia is what I learned first-hand from your foreign minister, who came to Texas.

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You don't ever ask a barber whether you need a haircut.

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There are prayers that help us last through the day, or endure the night. There are prayers of friends and strangers, that give us strength for the journey. And there are prayers that yield our will to a will greater than our own.

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We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself.

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I think he needs to stand up and say if he thought the president were wrong on policy and issues, he ought to say where.

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You know, if you find a person that you've never seen before getting in a crop-duster that doesn't belong to you, report it.

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I don't have to accept their tenants. I was trying to convince those college students to accept my tenants. And I reject any labeling me because I happened to go to the university.

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Wit is cultured insolence.

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