George W. Bush Quotes, Believe Quotes, Humor Quotes

And I strongly support the faith-based initiative that we're proposing, because I don't believe it violates the line between the separation of church and state, and I believe it's going to make America a better place.

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I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.

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It's one thing about insurance, that's a Washington term.

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I believe God did create the world. And I think we're finding out more and more and more as to how it actually happened.

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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!

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We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.

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I really appreciate leaders from around the globe who have come to share in prayer with us today. It reminds me that the Almighty God is a God to everybody, every person.

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Faith crosses every border and touches every heart in every nation.

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The students at Yale came from all different backgrounds and all parts of the country. Within months, I knew many of them.

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You know, if you find a person that you've never seen before getting in a crop-duster that doesn't belong to you, report it.

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Dubya! What in Tarnation!? Why, I'll tan yer hide fer this!So, what's sex like after fifty, anyway?

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All you have shall some day be given. Therefore give now, that the season of giving may be yours and not your inheritors.

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This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses.

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The suicide bombings have increased. There's too many of them.

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The true and lasting genius of humour does not drag you thus to boxes labelled 'pathos,' 'humour,' and show you all the mechanism of the inimitable puppets that are going to perform. How I used to laugh at Simon Tapperwit, and the Wellers, and a host more! But I can't do it now somehow; and time, it seems to me, is the true test of humour. It must be antiseptic.

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When Caesar says, 'Do this', it is performed.

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Presidents, whether things are good or bad, get the blame. I understand that.

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If a person doesn't have the capacity that we all want that person to have, I suspect hope is in the far distant future, if at all.

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I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I won one.

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Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is sometimes until we get an objective analysis.

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