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A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

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Humor is the good natured side of a truth.

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I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date. There's no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie - just a quick sniff, 'Alright, let's go.'

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Few things are more irritating than when someone who is wrong is also very effective in making his point.

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It's good to see so many friends here in the Rose Garden. This is our first event in this beautiful spot, and it's appropriate we talk about policy that will affect people's lives in a positive way in such a beautiful, beautiful part of our national - really, our national park system, my guess is you would want to call it.

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I also have picked a secretary for Housing and Human Development. Mel Martinez from the state of Florida.

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I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is 'If it feels good - stop.'

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These demands are not open to negotiation or discussion.

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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.

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We will keep a commitment to pluralism and not discriminate for or against Methodist or Mormons or Muslims or good people with no faith at all.

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All you have shall some day be given. Therefore give now, that the season of giving may be yours and not your inheritors.

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It has sustained me in moments of success and in moments of disappointment. Without it, I'd be a different person. And without it, I doubt I'd be here today.

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I will have a foreign-handed foreign policy.

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I want to make it clear to people that the idea of putting subliminable messages into ads is ridiculous.

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To give law enforcement the additional tools it needs to track down terror here at home.

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It has sustained me in moments of success and in moments of disappointment. Without it, I'd be a different person. And without it, I doubt I'd be here today.

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My administration has been calling upon all the leaders in the - in the Middle East to do everything they can to stop the violence, to tell the different parties involved that peace will never happen.

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Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment.

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I think there is some methodology in my travels.

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I don't remember debates. I don't think we spent a lot of time debating it. Maybe we did, but I don't remember.

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