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You can always rely on America to do the right thing -- once it has exhausted the alternatives.

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There is a foolish corner in the brain of the wisest man.

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It's important I surround myself with people who make me happy.

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I can't tell you what it's like to be in Europe, for example, to be talking about the greatness of America. But the true greatness of America are the people.

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The point is, this is a way to help inoculate me about what has come and is coming.

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I urge all Texans to answer the call to serve those in need. By volunteering their time, energy or resources to helping others, adults and youngsters follow Christ's message of love and service in thought and deed. Therefore I, George W. Bush, Governor of Texas, do hereby proclaim June 10, 2000, Jesus Day in Texas and urge the appropriate recognition whereof. In official recognition whereof, I hereby affix my signature this 17th day of March, 2000.

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They have miscalculated me as a leader.

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I will have a foreign-handed foreign policy.

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When you turn your heart and your life over to Christ, when you accept Christ as the savior, it changes your heart.

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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

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The important question is, how many hands have I shaked?

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We learn from history that we learn nothing from history.

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Conspiracy theories abound in American politics. I don't think we need to be subliminable about the differences between our views on prescription drugs.

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We should fund the armies of compassion, we should not discriminate against faith-based programs.

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Those of us who spent time in the agricultural sector and in the heartland, we understand how unfair the death penalty is.

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whenever the literary german dives into a sentence, this is the last you are going to see of him till he emerges on the other side of his atlantic with his verb in his mouth.

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All you have shall some day be given. Therefore give now, that the season of giving may be yours and not your inheritors.

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Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican.

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I understand religion is a walk, it's a journey. And I fully recognize that I'm a sinner, just like you.

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Most of you probably didn't know that I have a new book out. Some guy put together a collection of my wit and wisdom - or, as he calls it, my accidental wit and wisdom. But I'm kind of proud that my words are already in book form.

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